Superman Syndrome ( Evaluation Humor )
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This hub is a humorous look at way a person might evaluate an employee. The specific guidelines are followed according to rating the evaluated person.
OUTSTANDING:
Faster than a speeding bullet
More powerful than a locomotive
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound
Can bend steel with his bare hands
ABOVE AVERAGE
Able to leap small buildings with a running start
As strong as a locomotive
Can run along side of a speeding bullet
Can crush an aluminum can with one hand
AVERAGE
Can jump doghouses with a running start
Can chase behind a speeding bullet
Catches the caboose on slow locomotives
Can crush a beer can with both hands
INEFFECTIVE
Runs into out houses and portacans
Cant catch a blank bullet
Gets run over by stopped locomotives
Fails to crush a styrofoam cup
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Quill: Yes we certainly do, most of the time. Thanks for the visit.
funny hehe, it is quite restrictive, I enjoyed it, high expectation hehe, Maita
Pretty: Thanks. I guess we all have superman syndrome at some time or other. Myself, I can however stop a speeding bullet ( once )
Sounds like the application to getting married. =)
Matt: Thanks for stopping by my hubpages. Yes, I agree.
Good fun hub:)
texas: Thanks. I try to be funny on occasion.
This is hilarious. I'm going to print it out and give it to my boss at my next evaluation!
temi: Glad you liked this. Thank you.
kaisa ha
faizan: I dont know what your comment means, but thank you for visiting.
if that would be the question of the employer,i would opt for a villain hehe
denden: Thanks. I have to agree
"Quill" 2 years ago
Great Hub and love the comparisons...yet do we not do the same to ourselves...?
Blessings